Two men walk into a bar. The first man asks the bartender for some H2O, the second man says i'll have some H2O too.
The second man dies
What's the largest living thing in the world?
The honey fungus, living in the Blue Mountains of Oregon, is the largest living organism in the world. It occupies almost 2,400 acres (965 hectares) of soil, covering an area as large as 1,665 football fields.